Screw the **** stuff

People have been telling me about some very lively stuff going on (thanks all, keep up the good work) will try and get round to putting it all up but firstly. Who ever dreamt of being GI Joe/ GI Jane? Well I definitely did, I even went so far as to join air cadets, I lasted a year and a half, until they told me that I couldn’t do rifle shooting in my yellow miniskirt? What the deuce, I was the best shot and they were prejudice against one eeny weeny skirt. I digress.

GI Jane, GI Joe, it’s your turn to shine at Fire Hazard on Saturday 10th October. It looks, quite frankly, a bit childish and a bit bonkers and frigging amazing. As far as I can see it involves running around Hampstead Heath in the dark playing an updated version of cowboys and Indians. Yeehah baby is all I have to say. Who knows, I might even get the old yellow miniskirt out if I can find it, at least this time there’s no one to tell me off about it.

At least I can enjoy this Bob Bob Ricard review instead.